ryan, the resident nerd, and his colorful vocabulary.
fucking cumulonimbus bullshit
achievement hunter intro → lindsay tuggey
∟ professional cat lady; “meow meow, bitch.”
Let’s be real, diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend, pizza is.
The plot thickens…
sometimes i feel sorry that burnie has to read these but then again nobody else could comparatively do better than him.
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word